Im giving up on this blog im not happy with it. Like im just not i made a new account with tapedsocks.tumblr.com and it will be my personal blog and it will be nsfw and those who are my friends i will go follow and yea

Im giving up on this blog im not happy with it. Like im just not i made a new account with thigh-highs-butts-snd-ashs.tumblr.com and it will be my personal blog and it will be nsfw and those who are my friends i will go follow and yea

Im giving up on this blog im not happy with it. Like im just not i made a new account with thigh-highs-butts-snd-ashs.tumblr.com and it will be my personal blog and it will be nsfw and those who are my friends i will go follow and yea

samanticshift:

anger is important in social justice movements in part because it functions as a big neon sign flashing “this shit matters”

if we were all sweet and polite, you’d dismiss us like you’d dismiss a dry editorial on the importance of the oxford comma

to keep receiving the daily “duh,” keep making it necessary by being a total asspanda

Tbh guys i think im gonna deleat a lot of my past content and like idk i like my personal blog a whole lot more and is there a way i can make this a side blog

I literally do not give a shit whether or not it’s healthy to be fat. I care about how you treat fat people. The end.
misandrist   (via chubby-bunnies)

evepostapple:

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kill-hte-titan:

spoupyengine:

almondskeyess:

no but really short people are so mean dude. i got a lot of short friends and they kinda scare me

us tall people are so nice and soft-hearted and everyone always picks on us for being tall and we’re like “haha yeah”

short people will easily start planning a murder if u pick on them

its because all of our hate is condensed into a small space.

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hannahrae2:

I’ve seen from lemonteafower’s blog that people have been giving her a hard time - for what reason I don’t know nor do I care. Lady Gaga said it best in her “born this way” tune…
Doesn’t matter who or what you are… You are who you are and if people don’t like you because of it, then they can get…

theawesomesauce93:

scribble-scratch:

My mom just told me you’re not a woman until you get blood on nearly every pair of pants you love. I was like, “what if you don’t have periods?” And she said “I didn’t say it had to be your own.”

I thought this was going to be cissexist and I was pleasantly surprised.

TRYING TO PROVE A POINT TO MY MOM

im-sooo-changable:

kodux:

reblog if you’re allowed to keep your computer/tablet in your room

please can i try to get a lot of notes???

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD REBLOG! I DON’T WANT THIS POOR SOUL TO NOT BE ALLOWED THEIR COMPUTER IN THEIR ROOM!!!

smallcub:

"non binary genders dont exist haha listen to me… listen to mmy science" too bad all non binary ppl are gods and ur science does not phase us

Lets get this shit straight every fucking species has those born with one form of genitalia or another. But fucking wait here it is EVER FUCKING SPECIES HAS SUB GENDER. CUTTLE FUCKING FISH YA GOT YOUR MALES THAT PRETEND TO BE FEMALES TO GET LAID. YA GOT YOUR BIG BUFF MALES THAT ARE BASICLY STEREOTYPICAL JOCKS AND THEY JUST WANT ALL THE BABES EVEN IF THEY HAVE A PENIS. YA GOT LIZZARDS THAT BASICLY HAVE POLY RELATIONSHIP (EXCUSE ME FOR FORGETTING THERE NAME) LIKE SERIOUSLY THERE ISNT A FUCKING BINARY IN GENDER WE ALL JUST WANNA FIT IN AND BE COMFORTABLE WITH OURSELVES AND IF THAT MEANS THAT ON OUR FUCKING GENDER SPECTRUM WE’RE LIKE EH SCREW THAT WHO GIVE A FLIPPING FUCK

hellabloggin:

*wears red lipstick into battle instead of armor*

mixgoldenphoenix:

plasmagruntcoco:

brainstatic:

historical-nonfiction:

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

fun fact: pythagoras killed one of his students for discovering irrational numbers just because he had based his mathematical system on rational numbers and that would fuck with his shit

"You have exceeded your limit of alcohol."

mixgoldenphoenix:

plasmagruntcoco:

brainstatic:

historical-nonfiction:

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

fun fact: pythagoras killed one of his students for discovering irrational numbers just because he had based his mathematical system on rational numbers and that would fuck with his shit

"You have exceeded your limit of alcohol."

dontcumtome:

modestmojo:

imsoshive:

philliciaglee:

collegehumor:

This Guy Passed Out First at a Party and Became a Work of Art 

He’s like a modern Adonis. 

I rather this over drawing on peoples faces

lmfao

This is cool as hell

I absolutely love this