( ´ ▽ ` ) Good morning, everyone! ( ´ ▽ ` )
The date is May 23, 2013 on a Thursday
Try and include friends you notice drifting away! They usually only do that if they feel like they don’t belong, show them they’re important! Invite them to meetings and include them in jokes! Don’t make the mistake of waiting until it’s too late!
( ´ ▽ ` ) Have a wonderful morning! ( ´ ▽ ` )
Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:
Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something
i’m imagining ‘up to something’ as a sneaky thing like you aren’t wearing clothes and you’re pranking your school principal or you aren’t wearing clothes and you’re stealing the Declaration of Independence
taylor swift has an awards show in an hour when suddenly her dress rips
what does taylor swift do??
taylor swift swiftly tailors
I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood
I mean seriously
what do you think we do every month
yeah i mean when i turn into a werewolf at the full moon and go hunting for human hearts to eat i’m fine
it got better
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Super Moon
— June 23, 2013
Be sure to look out for the Moon these next few months as it approaches Perigee, because the full moons during these times will appear exceptionally large. The Moon will be at its Perigee, or closest approach, in July 23 and it will reach full moon only a few minutes after it passes this point in its orbit.
These ‘super moons’ not only appear larger because they are physically closer but, combined with a full moon, the mind can play tricks on you to think they are much larger. This phenomena is called the Moon Illusion. Try to catch these full moons as they rise/set because the illusion works when there is an object in the foreground, like a tree, building or mountains.
i am gonna help you all get more followers
i will promo in groups of 10 :)
(so basically every 10 reblog i’ll promo)
Definitely yes, here.
Possibly my most meaningful relationship ever is with Anne. And we’ve… Probably been in the same room in person, but did not know each…
So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.
I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt
I’M SO HAPPY
ohhhhh look at the sweet babies being wonderful
the ducklings are adorable too
So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.
I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt
I’M SO HAPPY
ohhhhh look at the sweet babies being wonderful
the ducklings are adorable too
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Mom:
Google Plus says I should know you
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Me:
I don't use Google Plus
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Mom:
Well you're not who I thought you were then